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Saturday, March 25th, 2000
In my quest to impress hdj jewboy I started messing with my web page again today. Maybe some day I will actually get something done!! Yeaaaa!!

Sunday, March 26th, 2000
Between games of Starcraft, I put in the guest book. That's about it... Yea!!

Tuesday, March 28th, 2000
I fooled around with photoshop last night, and made this.

Then I cried. Super super fun time!! Then I did some other crap.

Sunday, April 9th, 2000
Well I am lazy. I wrote this like 2 weeks ago and I finnaly uploaded it. Yay!!

Monday, April 10th, 2000
Yay! Links work. I am putting this up on PoE now. Please don't hate me!

Thursday, April 13th, 2000
I have done nothing. I looked at jewboy's new site like 50 times today. I am serious. I keep looking for new stuff I have missed. Why are you even here?! You should be there. Duh.

Friday, April 14th, 2000
Ha-do-ken!! My internet hero, jewboy, has done it again! How you may ask? By doing this!! Oh, and my 'real life' hero, Carlos, signed my guest book. Yay! Two heroes. One web page... Wait, one shitty web page. And one stupid person... Me... Okay I don't even know why I am typing any more. La la la la.
A couple hours later...I did this. I will add it on the main page later. Now I am going to go cry. Yay for me!!

Saturday, April 15th, 2000
My life is a lie, and I am never going to be good at anything. Then again, I am happy jewboy wasted enough space to store 2 (!!) pics of me. I am not posting this because:
A: I actaully have nothing better to do now.
B: I am jewboy's stalker.
C: My photoshop skillz suck so much, a fancy back ground amazes me.
D: No one is reading this ANYWAY, so who the fuck cares what I have to say here.
Yes!! Anyway, look at these...

I play Starcraft all day, and am making some crap about it to put up here soon, I hope. I REALLY hope I can be funny this time, but, I doubt it.

Sunday, April 16th, 2000
Too much joy! HORRRAAYYYYY!! I can die now. I am on his site, again. Here's some fun I had with AIM this morning. xPluto316x is me!!

Crimson Lust: hey
Crimson Lust: wha'cha doing?
xPluto316x: nothing
xPluto316x: I AM ON JEWBOY AGAIN
xPluto316x: yesss!!
Crimson Lust: i'm sorry
xPluto316x: on the front page
Crimson Lust: find anything cool?
xPluto316x: only me
xPluto316x: on his page
xPluto316x: !!
Crimson Lust: ya i saw
Crimson Lust: i laughed
xPluto316x: you did?
xPluto316x: you looked?
xPluto316x: YAY!
xPluto316x: did you look today?
Crimson Lust: it was some guy verses everyone but see like, everyone only included like 5 people
Crimson Lust: not today
xPluto316x: no
Crimson Lust: i think maybe yesterday i looked
xPluto316x: look now
xPluto316x: I sent him a picture
xPluto316x: and he liked it iguess
xPluto316x: YAY!
xPluto316x: read my e-mail I sent him and cry
xPluto316x: ... I did
xPluto316x: Super Art/Story from Pluto316!
[jewboy - 1:14AM]
Date: Sat, 15 Apr 2000
From: PLUTO316@zombieworld.com
To: jewboy@watchmail.com
Subject: FWD: Undelivered Mail Returned to Sender

I am a moron. I sent this to HDJJEWBOY not JEWBOY...

Well, anyway, I made this super fun fun letter about my crying and being lonley and drew a pic for it.

I forget the story but here is a jpg. (converted to GIF)

(cry)



My life is over.

xPluto316x: I stole that from his site
xPluto316x: http://jewboy.hypermart.net/index.shtml
xPluto316x: YAY!! So happy!!
Crimson Lust: i don't understand but tha'ts okay
xPluto316x: HA HAHA
xPluto316x: it's better on his site
xPluto316x: not here
xPluto316x: take a look
Crimson Lust: okay
xPluto316x: or I will (cry)
Crimson Lust: don't threaten me or you will be crying
xPluto316x: ha ha ha
xPluto316x: was that a threat?
Crimson Lust: bitich
Crimson Lust: i dont' konw
Crimson Lust: it sounded like one to me damnit
xPluto316x: ha ha ha
xPluto316x: I wonder, are you even looking at it? I expect you to say something, but you don't.
Crimson Lust: no because i'm looking other stuff up
xPluto316x: oic
xPluto316x: (cry)
Crimson Lust: don't give me that
xPluto316x: Don't give me none of your sasafras
Crimson Lust: no no no it doesn't work that way
xPluto316x: ummm
xPluto316x: oky


FUN!
Let's go die.

Saturday, April 22nd, 2000
No major news, other than I have a fan. I will do something about this later. I don't know what yet. Come back later, and I will do something.
Untill then, I am off to turn on Starcraft and wait for jewboy to come on. So lonely. So, so lonely... Oh yea! Before I forget, I have been going through a roller coaster ride of emotions about SSW. They first said that I might be in, then they hate me, then they want to throw things at me. What's next? I donno. BUT, I haven't shaved in a week, so my lonely factor is up by 3 points. Yes, I am keeping score. I win!!

Monday, April 24th, 2000
Blah! I have stopped posting on poe for a while. I don't know when I will be back. The Sammy Sosa movie is up. Want a link? TOO BAD. I don't feel like it!

Friday, April 29th, 2000
This makes me happy.
Now I am off to the land of whispers and ghosts.