I was on something awful today, one of my favorite sites, and I noticed the T-Shirt contest. I thought I was cool, so I fired up Photoshop on my p166 MMX, then waited 6 years for it to load. After I awoke from my coma, I began making some of the crappiest T-Shirt ideas I had ever seen.

 

Oh, then I took this picture. That is my dog, Skipper, sitting on a piece of broken fencing I put down... Ummmm, maybe you should ignore that...

Well, here they are!!

So, now you know that, not only am I a total dork, but I can't make shirts worth a damn.

Well, I still have my dashingly good looks... (cry)